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Sunday 15 January 2012

If you are a member of TCPCF, you would have found out that I am Zing King To about 2days ago. Anyway I would like to thank you all for voting me the rudest member of CPCP. It took me along time to become the historic member of CPCP forum that I am. I would like to thank Tooly228 for making me famous. Tooly, we will always hate each other ;) Thanks to everyone on CPCP for supporting me in my on going journey in CPCP. I have been banned 9 times on my Zing King To account. If it wasn't for the moderators. I wouldn't be here right now. Also, as you can see my grammar has improved. It's too bad as I will be banned later by Christine. I'm talking to her on XAT. CPCP forum has been apart of my life since December 2010. Hey! I joined over a year ago. I know I am getting banned on CPCP on this account and I am ok with that as I need to pay for all my wrong doings in life. I'm sorry for everything that I did on CPCP and I would just like to thank you all for giving me this award. I know I'm the most hated and guess what guys... I would still like to thank you all voting me. Sorry for everything I did.

This will be my last post on CPCP and this will be my last account on CPCP. I'll still view as a guest as CPCP is still apart of my life.

Monday 2 January 2012

The Recall

Tom sat down.
He was a very good friend. Best? No, I never had a best friend and I wouldnt stretch that far. I guess it's because I was always not the most trusting. I was always kind of the loner and I never put my faith in someone too long because then I would end up double crossed and laughed at and mocked and ridiculed like many times before.
I had called him in earlier.
"So whats this all about?" he asked
"Tom, I have to tell you something very important." I said
"And youll probably not believe me at all. But youre a good friend. If its one person I trust enough, its you"
"What is it?"
"Well...." And I began the story. Lets not tell it in 1st person directly from the dialogue as its a hassle. But let me summarize. This is what I said.
I came from the future you could say. Well, not quite. I have a special ability. The ability to redo my life starting at any point I wish. Very recently, I have just jumped back the longest I have ever done so. 11 years. I decided to redo most of my childhood. I was 27 years old when I made the jump back to a 15 year old today. Thats probably why you and the students and teachers have been astounded by how I act. Im a 27 year old in a little youthful body. Honestly Im even older than that as Ive made very small jumps in the past.
Tom looked astounded. You could tell he didnt honestly believe me.
"Well...."
I knew he was going to deny it or make some excuse to as it wasnt true.
Let's fast forward the story. Forget the useless details.
After a lot of convincing and proof, I finally got Tom to believe me, at least for the most part. I had to tell him about the future, display the vast knowledge of the world, and yes, I grabbed him along for a 5 minute jump back. Yes, thats what I call it. Jumps. And yes I can bring others. But its not a time jump. You're simply redoing your life. Its not another dimension or parallel universe either. I am simply redoing what has been done in my time. Each time I 'jump' back, it doesnt feel like Im going somewhere new. Its still the same people, the same environment, still organic. It doesnt feel like anything new or a 'copy'. These are the same people. I simply have undone the thread that which I have weaved earlier on. Its not erasing memories either. Its fairly confusing but Im happy its this way. Its much better than some fakery of another dimension. I dont think Id feel morally right to use it if it were any other way.
How I discovered this ability? Well thats a story for another time. With my ability, Ive kind of gotten impatient you see. I guess its because once youve lived this long and redone so many things, it becomes a pain explaining things over and over.

For fear of myself and other reasons, I have always made very small jumps, I told Tom. The ability made me a stupid selfish person. As a child, I used it for selfish gains that in the end only brought me pain. Money, achievement, the last retort in an argument.... It even almost got me killled. The fear of the ability and experiences of its maluse made me abstain from it for many months at a time. And when I hit the age I was now, I had decided to abstain from it almost completely. Except for the occasional 5 minute recall.

An outsider, like you, Tom, would probably look at this ability and think of it as a miracle. It could get me anything. I am essentially 'immortal'. I could essentially use it to obtain unfair advantages in any possible example. Standardized tests. Stock market. I could obtain riches and fame and anything I wanted. And if I failed? I had to simply recall.... right?
Honestly, thats what I had seemed to work out when I first got my abilities. But its not what it seemed. I had learned that whatever I tried doing, it all fell to ashes in my mouth, you could say. Nothing really mattered. Money, fame, fortune.... all of it didnt make me the slightest bit more happy. Why? Because once you are sated, it loses its spark. In other words, these things are superficial and will only keep you happy for so long.
I ended up falling into hard times. The ability, no matter how I tried to use it, still left me unsatisfied. Even sad. Its hard to admit, but it left me, a loner. I dont know how to describe it. And... I eventually got tired and exhausted of 'recalling' and trying again.
I had tried making friends but it just didnt seem to work out. I always somehow ended up fighting with my family. And still, I had yet to meet the girl of my dreams.
Each time, I went back, I had felt like I had lost what I had earned. Any memories and experiences I shared with people had been lost forever everywhere except for in my brain. My head was filled to bursting with all these experiences with so many people, yet as soon as I recalled... it was all lost.
One of the worst cases was when I had met this one guy at school. We became really good friends after a month but after a huge fight, I decided to recall. When I started again, it was a blank slate. He acted like he didnt know me. And it was true. He didnt. I had recalled. What was worse was for some reason, when I tried again, he didnt seem to get along with me. I guess it was the situation I started. Or for whatever reason. It didnt work out.
Then I had realized: all the little inside jokes and stories and little quirky things we did together. Well, they never happened. Here before me was just a random dude who didnt know me. It tore me apart and so I decided not to do it again.
And so I lived my life. To this day. And I guess I had forgotten.
And so you ask me, Tom, do I regret going back 11 years.
And I have to say yes and no.
Yes because I made a huge mistake. I left behind my family. All the experiences, the personalities, the history... The gifts I bought them during Christmas, the memories I made with them together, it will all be gone. I highly doubt they will again develop to be the same kind of person with the same personalities as they were, even if I tried to live exactly I had done in the past, which I wont try to anyways. I made a huge mistake and if I could redo the recall, I probably would. I will miss them forever. They were my first and true family.
And No because I have a chance to redo everything. And thats why I made such a huge decision. My life was screwed up still. I still felt empty. Lonely. Because of long, complicated histories, there were huge holes in my family. We were distant but close. Because of huge fights we were no longer as close as we should have been. There were huge quirks in my family. But we still tried our hardest to get through it. One of the reasons I decided to jump was because I wanted to fix this.
There is, probably, much more I need to explain but that is a story for another time.
And so here I am back at 'the start', you could say. The very earliest in my history where I thought I could do with some major changes. If you could redo your life, at what point, would you want to redo it at?
For me this is it. Everything before this was fine for the most part. It starts here in middle school. This is where I did some things I shouldnt have, didnt do some things I should have, and most importantly, missed out on a lot of opportunities.
And Im telling this to you Tom, because I will not recall again.
And for once, I wanted to share the actual me with someone. So I could fit in this real world again. And not be drifting in and out of this random, distorted world where everyone is clueless and ignorant but me.

~~~~~~~~~ END

TCPCF vs TCPHF.

Chapter 1 - Copycat?All was peacefull on TCPCF. Not a problem in sight. No flame. No spam. No disagreements just everyone getting along nice and peacefully. Was it too peacefull? Of cause it was. This was TCPCF. There was action at every corner but not today. Hmm. Sheesh hasn't been on today thought Doctor CP. This was weird. Very weird. Sheesh always comes on. 2 hours later, it was still peacefull. This was no were near normal. It was active but nothing intresting was happening. What in god's green earth was going on?

Doctor CP checked the who's online part of the forum. Onegreatrace was writing a story. Bron July was updating Book Nook. Thunder was posting like a boss. Would he ever stop? I don't think so. Sheesh is online! Time for buisness to pick up because Sheesh was posting a VM to NMC. I cant wait to see this thought Doctor CP as he went onto NMC's wall. At NMC's wall, Sheesh was ranting like a mad woman. "COPY! COPY! NMC! THERE WAS A NEW FORUM. COPYING IDEAS FROM US" spilled the VM onto NMC's wall. Sheesh needed to calm down but she wasn't. She started on Mew's profile too! "COPY! COPY! MEW! THERE WAS A NEW FORUM! COPYING IDEAS FROM US" spilled Sheesh's VM to Mew.

When Mew and NMC had her calm, they started to go over what had happened. She gave them the link to The Club Penguin Hint Forum. TCPHF for short. Mew and NMC were discusted by Sheesh's findings. They had a game room to match TCPCF's arcade. A shoutbox to match TCPCF's chat box. It was like they were seeing double with only a few minor changes. Mew and NMC wouldn't stand for this so they alerted Watex. Onegreatrace wrote an article for the newspaper about it, when suddenly, Matex appeared on the forum. He had just made an account and was going to view the newspaper. What is that all about. Doctor CP and Onegreatrace both had a bad feeling about this. Really bad. Matex started to reply to the newspaper article.


Chapter 2: The flame that starts the fire.
Once Watex saw Matex commenting, he got his ban hammer out and went to the two mafia mods, Bon and Remedy. They were also told about the post that was coming to TCPCF and because of this, Watex, Bon and Remedy all got there ban hammers out of there pockets. All three of them were ready to strike as soon as Matex hits the post button to his smack talk. This was it. Here is was. Matex was ready to click submit any minute. Bon raised his right arm which was armed with the ban hammer. THIS WAS IT! The moment has arrived. Half the forum clicked to view the post that Matex had just posted on Sheesh's newspaper thread. "Hello, TCPCF. My name is Matex and I own the forum of The Club Penguin Hints Forum. None of you will be able to call yourself the #1 forum as we are now live on the internet. Join now to recieve 15 posts, free of cause!" spilled out the VM. This was advertising at it's very best.

The war had began! Toxicz and Reality started insulting Matex. "Your forum looks like a donkey's behind!" shouted Toxicz madly. Wheatley started spamming Matex's wall with pony pictures. TCPCF was going to drive the evil Matex away for good. The forum members could feel it. They were really mad at Matex, so mad that they wanted to tear his eye balls out of Matex's head. They were so mad. Madder then they had ever have been. They had all clicked on the TCPHF link. Everyone had planned to make an account to spam, flame and troll. The war had begin a new. This was it... the time for war... Toxicz and Onegreatrace teamed up to spam the news section, Doctor CP and Bron July were spamming the Posting games... NMC was beating everyones arcade scores... But then, suddenly, TCPHF users started to register on TCPCF!! This had all of the TCPCF users hanging onto the seats with a certain feel of fear. If TCPHF wants to bring a war to TCPCF then they will tell anyone, they are not going to take it. Watex had just joined TCPHF. "LA LA LA LOOK AT ME! I'M MATEX AND I AM A COPY CAT" shouted Watex's VM madly. This was stupid! How can they join? Doctor CP, Bron, Thunder, Toxicz and Onegreatrace carried on spamming while Dentist PC, John, Lighing, Blockicz and Onebadwalk joined TCPCF. They were almost the doubles of each other!


Chapter 3: Lets riot.
Here we go! Both forums are under attack! Tomichael and Arctic Bone started trolling the moderators of TCPHF. There names were Summer Skin and Johnicheal. Wheatley and Glados started spamming up the social groups. Bonishnock, Mew, Wolf, NMC and Remedy started tearing chunks out of the posts. Trolling what ever users they could. TCPHF member, Lighting won the inactive award as he hadn't been on for hours but wait, he logged on and got trolled by Thunder. Thunder and Lighting started going at it. It was heating up at Mew's wall. Mew found another admin. His name was Mewyboo. Copy much? Mew started trolling him like he was a pro troller. NMC and Watex were double teaming Matex. This was a riot. Was anyone going to controll this. A user called Monkey came. Monkey tryed to restore peace but TCPCF's Punky came and trolled Monkey. Peace wasn't coming any time soon. Flame there. Spam here. This was a war! It was a good ol' free for all. Dumbo and Flame started spamming up Mumbo and and Flame's wall.It was all kicking off on TCPHF.

Over on TCPCF, Bron July was fighting the war. He was up with John January. Bron told some insults and well, good bye John as he left the forum in tears. 1 down, loads more to go. Matex started flaming but Sheesh, Christine, Jiggy and Saka all owned him. Matex went back to his forum to help. Bron had used his mod powers to delete the rude threads, posts and accounts of the TCPHF members and they all filed out to TCPHF. Over 60 users were on there fighting it out. NMC remembered that an old Pokemon forum owed him a favor so he cashed it in. It was TCPCF and Pokemon Lovers vs TCPHF. The odds were all for us. "ATTACK" screached Matex as a Pokemon haters group emerged and joined. The playing field was even. More even than it had ever been, All of a sudden the Pokemon haters left TCPHF's side and attacked Matex. 3 on 1! TCPCF, Pokemon Lovers and Pokemon Haters were all fighting the battle with TCPHF. This was amazing. "Lets get ready to fight" said Pokemon Hater's leader. The Pokemon haters and lovers were sided together spamming and trolling TCPHF members. It was like nothing I had ever seen before in my life. More members joined to help TCPCF! Christine had called in the troops in CPCP to help us. CPCP members were joining like rapid fire dogs! TCPHF was done. It was spammed, trolled! Members were leaving. Whats this? Watex! Watex had found out how to hack into it and close it down! TCPHF was deleted by Watex. This was by god, the most proud Watex had ever have been of his TCPCF loyal members.


The end.

Doctor CP: True Superstar.

Chapter 1: Normal day.It was an intresting day in New York. It was a Monday and Doctor CP was at school. He walked into the main building and he saw a sign. "Talent Show this Friday. Sign up" read the sign on the wall. Doctor CP thought. He knew he was a good singer but he didn't know if he was good enough to win. His friend Robert came along. "I've heard you sing. Your probley the best in this school" said Robert cheerfully. This made Doctor CP think even harder. He stood there for 10 minutes staring into space. After 10 minutes of thinking. He finally decided to get a pen out of his coat pocket and he wrote his name on the list and signed for the singing section. He was sure about this. He thought he was going to be an a lister by the time it was over and by god, he didn't have any idea what was in store for him.

Chapter 2: The audition.
It was Tuesday. It was the day of the audition. Such fun! Doctor CP did nothing but day dream about this audition. It was going to be amazing. He did however feel that tiny bit of worry that he was going to make a screw up of things. That he could not afford. He was going to suck it up, swallow his fear and look fear in the eye and punch it. Doctor CP was on his way to the audition. This was going to be amazing. Doctor CP combed his hair and he was on his way to an audition for the singing role that he wanted so so badly. Doctor CP arrived at the audition and he took a number. He was going to be the 13th person to audition. The first was Dancing Danny. He is a street dancer he was really good. 10 minutes later it was time for his audition. He got the microphone and sang for his life. Now he just had to wait to see if he got in or not.

Chapter 3: Talent Show.
Doctor CP went into school the following day to see if he was going to be in the talent show. He was almost certain that he was in but of cause he couldn't ever have knew it. 'Cause of this, he was almost dreading going into school to see the list of the finale cuts. Ring ring. The school bell rang. The bell made Doctor's heart beat. He went into the school. Yes! Doctor was in. This was the happiest moment of his life. He had 4 hours to get ready. "Beep Beep." A car beeped it's horn but it wasn't a car. It was a limo. A guy in a black suit walked out of the limo and the head master come out and greeted him. Doctor had no idea who it was. Four hours later he was on stage and he was singing. The man was there watching him closly. He had a notepad and he seemed to be taking a handfull of notes. Enough to last him a life time. It was time for the result. The winner of the talent show this year is.... DOCTOR CP!

Chapter 4 - News.
Doctor CP was in school. He was very proud of him self as he won an award at the talent show. Best act. The limo was there again and it just made Doctor think more. Could he be a spy? What was he doing taking notes at the talent show? It didn't add up. They were all good questions but none of them had a clear answer. None. 1 hour later, Doctor CP was in maths. He was amazing at that lesson but the headmaster came and asked for Doctor CP to get out of maths. He was puzzled. The head master of the school took Doctor to a room with the man in the limo waiting there. It became clear after a 35 minute talk. The man was a music manager and he wanted to take Doctor CP to the big time. With permission from his parents. It was clear. Ladies and gentleman, Doctor CP is going to Hollywood! This, this is going to be good.

Chapter 5 - Hollywood, here I come.
With a pack pack here and a suitcase there. Doctor was racing about the house packing. He was on his way to hollywood baby! Doctor CP was almost ready. He had everything packed but he had one thing left to do. He sat down on his computer and sent an email to his headmaster. Thank you, Sir. Without this school, I could have never been on the way to hollywood. It was nearly time. He was packed, said his goodbye's and thanked his school. He put his bags in the limo and arrived at the airport. He was going by private jet. How cool? He was at his massive house in hollywood and then the music manager came in. Doctor CP already had a gig. This was it. Have the gig and then be made famous. It was nearly time. Doctor's spotlight. This was it. The spotlight is coming to Doctor and he isn't letting go.

Chapter 6 - Final stop on the road to greatness.
With two hours left 'till his first offical concert, Doctor CP practiced the dancing and the singing. He was really looking forward to this. Tonight will mark Doctor CP's finale stop to the big time. He checked how many people bought tickets. There was a sold out crowd there in Hollywood. With half an hour to go, the stadium started filling. He was abit worried but not alot. Last minute nerves. Thats all. He was talking to his manager before the show. It looked and was labled as a big turn out. He couldn't wait. It was time. He walked out to a standing obvasion and "Doctor CP" chants. He loved it. This was amazing. The consert was now over and Doctor couldn't have been happier. He was famous! Doctor CP's dream had finally come true. He was a full time superstar. Never did he think this could come, from a talent show.

The end.